but oh, that magic feeling
while you were sitting in the backseat smoking a cigarette you thought was going to be your last, i was falling deep, deeply in love with you, and i never told you until just now.

(capslock encompassing football, television, music, and michael fassbender's bone structure. MUFC and everything else, in that order.)


Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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